Dear bimbos ( I'll explain latter but they are the ones who will understand the joke)
I wondered if you recalled, not 2 months ago, where i was OVERWHELMED and defeated by my brother's profusive 'innocence'?
His words were:
'Thank you jie!!!! OMG OMG!!! This can be my early brithday present okok? don't need to buy already!'
And thus deflecting any of my pitiable attempts at reminding him that he was supposed to, as agreed, to pay me back.
Memories do play wonders sometimes.
And it played wonders again.
Brother: When is your prom?
Me: your birthday.
Brother: Oh, that's nice.
Me: What? You're not the only one with a jilted birthday, somebody is apparently going to india on mine. *glares pointedly at felicia, who was there.
fel: What!!! i told you, its NOT 16TH. its 15th.
Me: Whatever.
Brother: Jie...
Me: what?
Brother: I want... (My suspicions jumped up 2 notches)
Me: What?
Brother: Well... I want... aiya, never mind. (Innocence to play)
Me: What??? Don't leave your sentence hanging, it irks me to no end.
Brother: I want ___________.
Me: I thought the kill bill was you early birthday present!!!!????
Brother: Oh yah hor. *sniffs thearetically* never mind then.
and he tried the same thing 2 days later.
He is NOT innocent.