I bet everyone will be commenting about this sudden influx of updates.
But hey, its christmas, and i am feeling generous :)
And interesting things have happened.
One day (which is today), ma and pa came back with a HUGE plastic bag.
Curiosity got the better of me.
'What's that?' i asked.
'Have a look,' they invited.
I got the biggest shock of my life.

Crocs.
Alot of them.
In all their hideous glory.
Felicia, who was with me, said with amusement 'You are a croc family.'
I shrieked. 'WHY?'
I mean, considering that i actually almost joined a rather famous facebook group called 'I don't care how comfortable they are, those crocs looked dumb on you', this was like, the greatest nightmare ever.
'They were on sales,' said mama excitedly.
'So you went in and swept every hideous design possible??!!??'
'Ah, don't complain.' said mama cheerily. 'Must be the economic crisis, all the shoes are at $25!!!'
'Mine is $20,' said papa happily.
'And cheeyew got two!!' said mama blissfully.

Chee yew looked blissful too. Coffee was so busy; he was hoping he had one too. We tried to put it on him, but my brother has feet the size of King Kong.
Then came the dead ringer.
'Chiawyee has one too!!!'
'WHAT?'
'It's the same as mine,' said mama defensively. 'And its orange.'
'Yours is nicer.' I said sourly.
'You're going to steal my black ones??' said mama in horror.
'No, seriously, you can have yours. I won't touch yours.' Thinking about it, I am not sure if I want to touch mine either.
'It's good for rainy days.' said mama with a frown.
I declined to answer her.
'Well,' said mama almost angrily. 'Actually we didn't want to buy for you; but since the whole family is getting one, we thought it would be mean to leave you out. So we got one for you too!!!'
That's nice mama.
'We could all go out wearing crocs together,' said papa enthusiastically.
I didn't answer. I was trying not to imagine the scene.
'Oh well,' said cheeyew placatingly. 'At least they are nice right?'
I really don't want to answer that either.
'We should have asked Felicia for her size,' said mama thoughtfully. 'Get you one too.'
Felicia didn't want to answer that either. She smiled politely.
'Hey, jie,' said cheeyew happily. 'Since we are going to walk Coffee later, why don't let's ALL WEAR CROCS!!!'
I gave him my evil eye. 'No, i am not going to.' He was already wearing one of his crocs.
'You are saving it for new year?'
'No, i am saving it for the rainy day.'