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Alright, i am back.

Sorry, onyee, i am abandoning lifejournal again -.-

A Case of Mole Discrimination

For those who have read my previous post on lifejournal, you will know that my brother's pet peeve is moles. Never mind that they are the sexy Marilyn Monroe type, he just don't like them.

And for those who know me, you will know that i have many, many, moles.

Right. Just had to get that clear.

Anyway, one day, in Taiwan, bored on the bus, my brother decided to play with my camera. He did not like it very much, because it is too good, and in every shot, his pimple is startlingly obvious, like a beacon.

He frowned at it for a while.

'Jie,' he said at last. 'Can you show me how to zoom?'

I obliged him. The picture he had was of me and him, pretending to shun away the paparazzi in the bus.

'You pull this silver thing here, see.' I demostrated. *zoom, zoom, zoom* His pimple grew the size of a peanut. It almost filled the whole camera screen.

'Okay, okay, enough!'

He zoomed out, and started positioning the picture more to the right, such that my face is the only picture. Specifically, my left cheek was in prominent view. I narrowed my eyes at him.

He paused, and then--

*zoom, zoom, zoom*

Something black came into view.

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'

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Anyway, i have this awesome picture to show. It's called the Fairy's Slipper. Isn't it an amazing creation?