My Brother and his search for the male heir part 2

Disappointed with the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gene line, fueled by the recent saga concerning the Right To Education, my brother recently added another tinsel town member to his little sims town.

Welcome, Nicole Kidman!

He didn't bother to put her husband in because he had no regard (Read:Don't know) for him. Instead, following his modus operandi, he kidnapped a guy from somewhere and got Nicole pregnant in the old fashion cheeyew style.

I reminded him in real life Nicole gave birth to a Sunday Rose.

His Nicole gave birth to a Nicholas Lucky.

'What the hell is Nicholas Lucky???'

'Cause its really lucky that I finally got a boy,' said my gleeful brother.

'Why don't you just name him Finally?'

'Cause it sounds awful.'

And Nicholas Lucky sounds like the most inspired name ever I supposed.

Nicholas Lucky has now grown up. In revenge for all the hapless men my brother had roped in to produce a new heir, N.L now launched his offensive against all Women. At a tender age of eleven, he seduced his nanny at work and shared a tender kiss with her. His nanny is about seventy years old.

Following that, he went to school and seduced another girl called Nicky.

After promising his love to both parties, he went to university and proceeded to get himself an entire harem.

Sigh. The boy IS Lucky.

In a nutshell part 3

1) Two weeks of school has successfully grind me to dust and powder, though i have not done anything strenous or difficult. Must be the aging effects of approaching twenty

2)God, i am becoming OLD.

3) Brother choose JC. Let's close the case for now.

4) Coffee stole cheeyew's underwear and ran out to the courtyard, paraded it for all to see. Being a considerate dog, he held it label- side up, so that all can see that my brother uses the hush puppies brand. Took several minutes to convince him that underwears are not for dogs.

5) Father decreeds that i will be married within 10 years, or be proven as unfillial. Applicants may apply -.- (What is he thinking about? I am NINETEEN! NINETEEN! SHEESH)

6) The gastrointestinal tract is disgustingly... complex. Oh well, apply to all topics in medicine.

7) Happy Lunar New Year everyone :D Get lots of hong baos and what nots.

P.S. I will try to get chapter nine out sometime soon.

THE CHOY FAMILY SAGA- THE FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO EDUCATION

My brother got his results today.

It's not too bad, considering that he did not expand half the effort i did during my time. (I always suffer more during exam, chee, somewhat unfairly, has a little bit of genius in him which he can't be bothered to use.)

Now...

My brother wants to go poly.

My parents want him to go JC.

And both wants me to stand by their side.

I am very willing to run away from home now. Anybody wants me? Where is PGP when i needed it?

My Brother And His Search For The Male Heir

I don't know how many people know this, but my brother has been playing a game called Sims 2 during his holiday.

In the process, he created a couple called Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went on to have a daughter, whom I suggested he called Shiloh.

He was really proud and all that, cause Shiloh turned out to be a pretty girl. Eventually, Angelina becam fat as she grew older and died. Brad died first though.

All was happy. Now we know Angelina's future.

Then Shiloh grew up. And my brother came up with this brilliant plan.

LETS EXPAND THE PITT FAMILY.

So, he made Shiloh hook up with the first guy she meets online. Not the wisest thing to do, but i don't think there are any sex predators online. Desperate to have his new heir, he marry that guy into the house, so that he became a Pitt as well.

They gave birth to a Sarahbelle.

Sarahbelle, to my brother's disgust, is not very good looking. in his haste to get Shiloh pregnant, he grab the first male to come along, propose to him, despite knowing he looked a little dogy. The bad genes are always the strongest, so Sarahbelle lost both brad pitt and angelina's good look.

My brother really wanted a boy, cause he is tired of marrying males into his house. In his dsperateness, Sarahbelle grab a random guy off the street, do some woohoo, and like an amazon woman, promptly kick the man out of the house once the deed is done, and waited.

He got a Sapphire.

I'll give my brother this, he has tenacity. He grab the guy in another time, did the old bed thing, and impregnate his SArahbelle. (Aren't you going to marry them? Can't be bothered.)

Sarahbelle got a Emerald.

He is so fed up with the unreliability of the male species, he decided to adopt instead.

He got a Kate.

Now he is thinking of killing of the Pitt's family because it has too many females.

(Oh, recently, Sapphire got pregnant with some random guy when Felicia is around. The baby is born (a girl. duh.) We named her in Felicia's honour, calling her Felicity. Felicia, Felicity has grown up, and once again prove that you should not grab random guys off the street. She's looks weird. But don't worry, Sapphire got some plastic surgery kit. We'll be using it on her as soon as she grows up.)