At Last!!!

Blogger won't let me blog for a few days, and i could not be bothered to pursue the matter.

I have

1) Writen chapters 9-12 (This is only relevant to those who know what i am talking about, haha)

2) Uploaded pictures on facebook. Thus, it is unlikely i am uploading any here. I will die from the effort.

I am sick.

After I returned from the trip.

Unfortunately, the unanimous response i will get everyone is the rather unsympathetic

'OMG.'

followed by the tacit imply 'Is is H1N1?'

Ya, it is. I'll be visiting everyone soon. Need to spread the love -.-

Anyway, I went to the clinic because I have a terrible sorethroat and coughing fits. I think my pelvic diaphragm might have been torn from all the stress.

The first thing the receptionist ask me was...

'Did you travel?'

'Yea.' I said in my sexy frog voice.

'Where?'

'Europe.'

Her eyes bulge out of her socket. Then she held this HUGE hairdryer- gun-lookalike thingy and point it to my head.

I thought she was going to label me by stamping a H1N1 sign on my head.

Turns out it was the newest high tech thermometer.

'36.7' she muttered. She sounded a little bit disappointed. I think she was hoping I had a fever; it would create town for the little news.

Then she thrust me a mask.

I stared at it.

'Wear it.' she ordered. Beside me, mama could barely suppress her laughter.

I turned around, where all the seats are, and all the patients there looked utterly petrified to see me. In fact, I swore they lean backwards on their seats like I was an in coming Tsunami. It would be nice to see what happen if I actually sit among them; but I opted to sit at the side, out of sight. Then I put on my mask gloomily, under the severe stare of the receptionist.

'This is ridiculous.'

'I am not afraid.'said mama reassuringly.

I saw the sign hanging on the doctor's door.

All patients travelling to canada, japan, usa, mexico please inform the receptionist.

'THERE'S NO EUROPE THERE LAH.'

'That's true.' said mama placidly.

'THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!!!! WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!'

A hackling cough came within the clinic.

'EVEN THE DOCTOR IS COUGHING!!'

'But perhaps he didn't go overseas.' said mama.

I feel so torn from the world! How can people treat me like that man!

So, I deliberately sat in front of the doctor's door, such that all patients seeing him must walk past me.

I am an evil, evil, H1N1 virus.

P.S. its just infection.

P.S.S. I realised there is a down side of being older. My mama, taking full advantage of the fact that i am of age, made me buy toto for her -.- I am the youngest gambler there.

P.S.S.S.The holiday was absolutely fantastic.