My Brother and his search for the male heir part 2
Disappointed with the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gene line, fueled by the recent saga concerning the Right To Education, my brother recently added another tinsel town member to his little sims town.
Welcome, Nicole Kidman!
He didn't bother to put her husband in because he had no regard (Read:Don't know) for him. Instead, following his modus operandi, he kidnapped a guy from somewhere and got Nicole pregnant in the old fashion cheeyew style.
I reminded him in real life Nicole gave birth to a Sunday Rose.
His Nicole gave birth to a Nicholas Lucky.
'What the hell is Nicholas Lucky???'
'Cause its really lucky that I finally got a boy,' said my gleeful brother.
'Why don't you just name him Finally?'
'Cause it sounds awful.'
And Nicholas Lucky sounds like the most inspired name ever I supposed.
Nicholas Lucky has now grown up. In revenge for all the hapless men my brother had roped in to produce a new heir, N.L now launched his offensive against all Women. At a tender age of eleven, he seduced his nanny at work and shared a tender kiss with her. His nanny is about seventy years old.
Following that, he went to school and seduced another girl called Nicky.
After promising his love to both parties, he went to university and proceeded to get himself an entire harem.
Sigh. The boy IS Lucky.