A conversation with my dog (nutshell)

Chiawyee has no time to blog, but she will give a quick update.

For all individuals feeling for the tragic loss of Coffee's manhood, she wishes to assure them that Coffee has no scruples/regrets/sadness whatsoever regarding its disappearance. Instead, understanding his priviledges as the 'patient' and sensing the guilt of his human masters, who now wish he can sire as many pups as he wants, he currently:

1) Refuses to eat unless the human feeds him by hand. By hand. see him every evening lying on his side like king tut and being fed by a 1.8 metres boy cooing and ooohing after him with 'Nia nia, Coffee.' (No idea what nia nia means, but that is what brother does when talking to Coffee. It is frankly disturbing)

2) Feels absolute authority to go to the back kitchen which was previously forbidden.

3) Too lazy to greet human counterparts when they return. Instead, human mistress will come home, with no one greeting her, only to find a languidly lying doggy in her room wagging his tail while still sleeping on the floor. (this is seriously like what the hell. Now, when my parents come back, i say 'It don't looks like it, but Coffee is happy to see you. He's wagging his tail. I feel like his official royal announcer or something.)

4) Demands a share in everything humans eat. Supported by Master papa, who demands that Chiawyee gives Coffee her waffle, cookie, bread, etc whenever Coffee demands it. (Demanding consists of looking with wide eyed innocence at Papa when required, a look of pure earnestness and supplication to melt everyone's heart except chiawyees.)

5) Is now officially mama's third baby. She loves him best, cause he doesn't go to school, so she does not need to worry about his results/future. Plus, he is the only one of her children who willingly licks her toes.

6) Despite chiawyee's warning and threat, is now more or less given status of a human boy.


-.- How did he ever manipulate us like this??

P.S. Brother says its Ngia, Ngia, with a G, not nia nia.The difference is essential.